“I dance a lot like between takes, and I did this awful move. I’ll show you right now, I’m gonna regret it for eternity since this is going on the DVD.”

“It’s the oldest story in the world. One day you’re seventeen and planning for someday, and then quietly and without you ever really noticing, someday is today. And then someday is yesterday. And this is your life.”

“I’m just calling to tell you how sorry I am for all the trouble I’ve caused you. But you don’t have to worry because from now on I won’t be around to cause you any pain. And in spite of everything you said to me, I will always love you. Goodbye.”